OH NO YOU DON'T.......

To the guy that drove up the shoulder, past everyone already waiting, to get to the front of the line in the traffic hold up.........

This isn't Vancouver......you can't bully your way in....there are other people that were in the hold up before you and they are waiting patiently, and each of us will make certain that you don't get in front of us!!  We will become the impenetrable wall of metal and rubber which no man shall cross (too dramatic?)

......and by the way......

Thinking that you are TOO important to wait like everyone else, and then driving aggressively past everyone, doesn't make you smarter, doesn't get you there faster, doesn't make you popular, and despite where you sit right now....doesn't even make you first.......it only makes you an idiot.....just sayin...

YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE..

I'm the first to admit that I am a pokey pokester when it comes to getting up and ready for work in the morning...I generally have it timed to the second....

-how long I can sleep check

-how long in the shower check

-how long for hair styling check

-how long for travel time check

-leaving enough time for coffee pick-up check

IT'S DOWN TO A SCIENCE

Well you'd think it would be.......except for........YOU PEOPLE!!!  WHO? YOU....Yes YOU!!  The ones that get in the way of me accomplishing my mission!!!  The obstacles I encounter are seemingly endless..........I go to get a coffee....yes a coffee.....I LIKE coffee!!!  Regular-strong vein jump starting, eye-opening coffee!!!  And when I go out to get it....I like (NEED) it, fast......but when I'm in a hurry (ya ya I know it's self inflicted....but follow along) WHY??...Oh WHY?? is it that I must get behind 

THIS PERSON

"YES I'LL HAVE A: **Vente extra hot, soy, caramel macchiato, no foam, stirred, with whip, extra caramel, at 200 degrees.....latte to go.....**"  WTF....IS THAT!??!

Please....please CAFFEINE GODS......give me coffee...JUST a COFFEE!!

Finally.... I get my coffee, after what seems to be a never ending line-up of precocious drinks being ordered.....ahhhhh heaven..........no time to enjoy even a sip because I'm now late....late....late......


PEOPLE!!........YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE!.....just sayin......