I'm the first to admit that I am a pokey pokester when it comes to getting up and ready for work in the morning...I generally have it timed to the second....
-how long I can sleep check
-how long in the shower check
-how long for hair styling check
-how long for travel time check
-leaving enough time for coffee pick-up check
IT'S DOWN TO A SCIENCE
Well
you'd think it would be.......except for........YOU PEOPLE!!! WHO?
YOU....Yes YOU!! The ones that get in the way of me accomplishing my
mission!!! The obstacles I encounter are seemingly endless..........I go to get a coffee....yes a
coffee.....I LIKE coffee!!! Regular-strong vein jump starting, eye-opening
coffee!!! And when I go out to get it....I like (NEED) it, fast......but when I'm in a hurry (ya ya I know it's self inflicted....but follow along) WHY??...Oh WHY?? is it that I must get behind
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THIS PERSON |
"YES I'LL HAVE A: **Vente
extra hot, soy, caramel macchiato, no foam, stirred, with whip, extra
caramel, at 200 degrees.....latte to go.....**" WTF....IS THAT!??!
Please....please CAFFEINE GODS......give me coffee...JUST a COFFEE!!
Finally.... I get my coffee, after what seems to be a never ending line-up of precocious drinks being ordered.....ahhhhh heaven..........no time to enjoy even a sip because I'm now late....late....late......
PEOPLE!!........YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE!.....just sayin......