I'm the first to admit that I am a pokey pokester when it comes to getting up and ready for work in the morning...I generally have it timed to the second....
-how long I can sleep check
-how long in the shower check
-how long for hair styling check
-how long for travel time check
-leaving enough time for coffee pick-up check
IT'S DOWN TO A SCIENCE
Well
you'd think it would be.......except for........YOU PEOPLE!!! WHO?
YOU....Yes YOU!! The ones that get in the way of me accomplishing my
mission!!! The obstacles I encounter are seemingly endless..........I go to get a coffee....yes a
coffee.....I LIKE coffee!!! Regular-strong vein jump starting, eye-opening
coffee!!! And when I go out to get it....I like (NEED) it, fast......but when I'm in a hurry (ya ya I know it's self inflicted....but follow along) WHY??...Oh WHY?? is it that I must get behind
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| THIS PERSON |
"YES I'LL HAVE A: **Vente
extra hot, soy, caramel macchiato, no foam, stirred, with whip, extra
caramel, at 200 degrees.....latte to go.....**" WTF....IS THAT!??!
Please....please CAFFEINE GODS......give me coffee...JUST a COFFEE!!
Finally.... I get my coffee, after what seems to be a never ending line-up of precocious drinks being ordered.....ahhhhh heaven..........no time to enjoy even a sip because I'm now late....late....late......
PEOPLE!!........YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE!.....just sayin......
My mornings are the same, and I won't get up a minute earlier. But things better go off without a hitch, or I am royally fucked.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah . . . those Starbuck gurus confuse the shit out of me. Biggest Chair Latte you have . . . that's me. I don't even know what half the words the other coffee shoppers are saying even mean.